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Portrait of a Canada goose in flight.
#StormHour #birds #birding #BirdPhotography #wildlife #WildlifePhotography #nature #photography #AltText
New ICE snitch line: 866-347-2423. Give to as many spam callers as possible.
As someone who is totally blind, the Fediverse is the only place where I have ever been able to follow people such as photographers, artists, or even those who post pictures of their cats or the food they ate. The reason is that most of them use alt text. They take the time to describe the images that my screen reader can't recognise. Some write the descriptions themselves, and others use tools such as altbot. Some worry that their descriptions aren't good enough, especially when they are new at this. Let me assure you, not only are they good enough, they are extremely appreciated! If the rest of the world thought as you did, it would be a much better place. Don't hesitate to ask if you're unsure of something, but never think that we don't notice your effort.
#appreciation #accessibility #altbot #alttext #blind #blindness #fediverse #gratitude #images #inclusivity #peoplewhocare #pictures #technology
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heardatmedschool 23 Dec 2023
Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?
Students: *collective gasp*
Doctor: Please don't do that in front of patients.
(Image: Map of Greenland with the following text overlaid)
THEY SURE WENT FROM "WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY GROCERIES"
TO "LET'S BUY GREENLAND" AWFUL FAST!
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I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then it turns into a wine bar for the rest of the year
(Picture: Brown cardboard box with the following text on the side)
Eating instructions: open flaps
and munch.
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs... he would like some eggs..."
Guest: You let your dog on the furniture?
Me: I would let her borrow my
car if she needed it.
(picture of a white dog on a dark couch)
"A yellow background displays text that reads: "I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my Facebook. Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla."
Provided by @ altbot, generated using Gemini"
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At least he's honest
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Here's the way I look at it, nicole.We have two options here.
One, you let me take you on a date. It will be awkward at first, due to the fact we met on tinder. But after a while you will relax as you discover I'm quite normal and funny. Several years and many dates later, I'll pop the question. We'll have a large family wedding with copious amounts of family and friends.
Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.so...
The same people saying that Americans are not smart enough to work at their tech firms
ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DISMANTLE THE DEPT OF EDUCATION
SQUARE THAT FN CIRCLE
December 29, 2024 at 7:37 AM
my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160
Their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million
I don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Man sollte glauben, sehr viele IT- und medienkompetente Menschen sind auf dem #38c3, aber eine #Bildbeschreibung bekommen viele einfach nicht hin. 🤷
Danke an die, die es machen ❤️😘
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Tell girls the truth; when a boy is mean it doesn't mean he likes you, it means he's mean
Because girls aren't told how boys enact violence, only to be women who are trained to endure it
-Farida D. @farida.d.author
Imagine you get to a point of wealth so surreal that you can literally solve world hunger
You can eliminate hunger at a planetary scale
And instead, you say, "nah, Imma focus on making life harder for trans people."
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Tell girls that the boy who pulls your hair will be the man who pushes your boundaries
The boy who makes fun of you will be the man who dismisses your feelings
The boy who uses "like a girl" as an insult will be the man who is a misogynist
The boy who doesn't take "no" will be the man who rapes you
elle_two →
Can I get some trans-woman-using-a-bathroom outrage about Matt Gaetz being the ACTUAL danger to your daughters ?
No ?
Oh, it was never about your daughters ?
Huh
My favorite kind of snow and ice.
#stormhour #birds #birding #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #wildlife #nature #MastoArt #photography #AltText
Image of a partly-full bottle of a green substance. Text above the picture reads: "this is just colored water for info demo only. Tampons make excellent bottle plugs, and are made with rayon and or cotton, which, incidentally, are flammable. have a happy period!" (I added commas around the adverb "incidentally" for clarity.)
Picture of Musk side eyeing the camera with the text
"Hey, Elon, your nephew is also your half brother
So maybe don't joke that using PRONOUNS is too confusing, or that LGBTQ+ people are the groomers
Your FATHER had a BABY with your STEPSISTER who he raised since she was 4-years-old
@alexandrafishr"
"#TayTonday:
Being poor now just leads to being more poor later.
Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out?
Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest."
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