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Um cartão comemorativo para a Saturnalia apresenta uma ilustração de dois homens vestidos com túnicas de estilo romano antigo, conversando. Um homem usa uma túnica laranja e o outro uma túnica vermelha. Balões de fala acima deles contêm mensagens festivas referentes à Saturnalia, expressando o desejo de que nenhuma outra religião se aproprie da celebração e louvando Saturno. O texto principal do cartão diz "Celebre a Saturnalia!".

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A four-panel comic strip shows a gray cat cashier asking a yellow cat customer "Need a bag?". The yellow cat replies "Yes". In the next panel, the gray cat hands the yellow cat a plastic bag, and the yellow cat is now lying on the counter with the bag on its head.

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My right eye's upper lid is slightly swollen because of naspita नासपिटा mosquito that bit me yesterday.

That's why I went fully covered to the park.

A person's leg and foot, wearing a multicolored slip-on Vans shoe with an abstract design, rests on a gray step. The step is situated on a ground covered in tan wood chips. A small piece of white trash is visible on the ground in the background. The pants are olive green.

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Twelve small glass ramekins filled with creamy white dessert topped with a dark red berry mixture. The berries appear to be a mix of raspberries, blackberries, and possibly other red berries. The ramekins are arranged in four rows of three on a light brown wooden surface. Sunlight casts shadows across the surface.

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The video shows two small knitted gnomes. They have red pointed hats, brown bodies, light blue shirts, and white beards. They're standing on a green surface against a light blue background.

At the beginning of the video, the gnomes are facing each other. Then, one gnome drops a bouquet of small knitted flowers, and the other gnome appears to pick them up. There is no audio in the video.

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"An image featuring Keanu Reeves, who is wearing a dark gray blazer over a black t-shirt with a red graphic design, standing with his arms outstretched. Text above him reads: 'I post memes more than selfies because I rather see you all smiling than falling in love.'"

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Das Bild zeigt Karsten Schwanke, einen bekannten deutschen Fernsehmoderator, vermutlich in einer Wettervorhersage-Sendung. Er trägt einen kariertes Hemd, eine schwarze T-Shirt mit einem Logo und eine Kopfbedeckung, die einem gefalteten Tuch ähnelt. Er hat eine Sonnenbrille auf und zeigt mit einem Finger auf eine Wetterkarte im Hintergrund, die einen Teil der Erde zeigt. Unten im Bild ist sein Name eingeblendet, und oben links ist das Logo "Premiere" zu sehen. Der Gesamteindruck ist humorvoll und etwas ungewöhnlich.

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Il calendario mostra il mese di Gennaio 2025, con i giorni della settimana e le relative festività segnalate. In alto è presente il logo di un locale chiamato "Guatemalan", con indirizzo e informazioni sui social media. Sono inoltre visibili parti dei mesi di Dicembre 2024 e Febbraio 2025.

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They didn't even bother getting an advanced "denial bot".

In fact, this text reminds me of the output from the neural network mentioned in a dailywtf from 2006 : thedailywtf.com/articles/No,_W…

No, We Need a Neural Network

M.A. is one of the world's foremost experts on neural networks. His undergraduate specialty was artificial intelligence, his master's thesis was about genetic algorithms, and his doctoral dissertation covered evolutionary programming.

^{The Daily WTF}

La versión corta es que son unos cobardes que han visto venir a TRUMP! y se han cagado.

La larga es igual, pero en lugar de decir que son unos Cobardes dice que son unos CORPORATE Cobardes del Pinkwashing.

"A two-panel image showing a black and white cat. The top panel displays text that reads: 'Nobody has had a more productive day than my mother.' Below this is a text message that says: 'So Pinterest says if you put a square on the floor the cat will get in it.' The bottom panels show a pink square drawn on a wood floor. In the left panel, a black cat is lying down partially inside the square, facing away. In the right panel, the same cat is sitting inside the square, facing to the left."

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4/ Johannes Winkel, Vorsitzender der #JungeUnion, diskutiert mit Louis Motaal und Carla Reemtsma darüber, dass Luisa Neubauer geflogen ist, und filmt sich dabei.

Der gute Mann hat das mit individueller Verantwortung und gesellschaftlichem Wandel und der Rolle der Politik noch nicht verstanden. Ich hätte ja auch gern mit ihm diskutiert, aber der Louis Motaal hat das gut gemacht.

Louisa Neubauer läuft bei mir unter Politiker*in und die darf fliegen, wenn sie anders nicht an Ort X gelangen kann.

#CDU #Wahlkampf #Merz #Wahlprogramm #WahlprogrammCDU .

5/ „Mit Verbrennern in die #Klimakrise. Wieder nach gestern“

#CDU #Wahlkampf #Merz #Wahlprogramm #WahlprogrammCDU .

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Une image montre un homme regardant une jeune fille qui lance une chaussure en l’air. L’homme semble être un adulte, il porte un manteau foncé et se tient près d’une voiture blanche. La fille a les cheveux longs et foncés et porte un haut gris. La chaussure rose est en vol. L'arrière-plan est flou, mais on peut voir une clôture et un bâtiment.

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A Twitter post from Times Sport (@TimesSport) shows a news story about Arne Slot, a soccer coach, whose emotional limits were triggered by referees this season. The tweet includes a photo of Arne Slot, who appears to be speaking animatedly, possibly gesturing, to another man in a dark jacket. The background shows blurred out spectators at a soccer match. A link to the full story is provided.

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