With apologies to Edna St.Vincent Millay:
"My Tesla burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!"

#TeslaBurning

@Illuminatus

But that was domestic terrorism or they burned spontaneously by design? 🤔

Whoever is doing this is not harming Tesla. They are harming whichever (probably middle class) person owns those cars. And harming everyone else who has to pay insurance. They are also doing a lot of harm to the environment.

In addition to arson they ought to be convicted of polluting the atmosphere.

The People are fighting back at the depravations being forced on them by an un-elected President in the misshapen form of Mediocre White Man, Elon Musk

#TeslaTakedown #ElonMusk #Musk #Swasticar #DOGE #Resistance

"Will no one weep for the shareholders?!"

...

"No."

"They're not on fire, they're just ... Possessed...!"

"Or repossessed?"

"That too."

Were they set on fire, or did they set themselves on fire?

With shitty engineering and cost-cutting of all those unnecessary safety features, it's hard to tell.

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A fire sale ?

incase anyone was thinking, "oh, those poor people. "

The reality here is that the resale value of a tesla is in the garbage. NOBODY wants to buy them, so if they burn in a *tesla service center* guess who's responsible for the loss. Tesla. So for them, this is a big win.

And if they feel terrible about their beautiful swasticar burning up, then they're probably trumpie assholes and deserve it.

So, burn baby burn.