My new recipe. Thanks, @bouriquet, for reminding me that I can make changes in the settings. I feel so much better now.
Kitchen, kids, tv, yelling, crying - my ears can’t handle so many sounds at the same time anymore. Hearing fatigue is real! #HearingAids #HoH
Der Plan von ARD+ZDF, ein Spitzenkandidaten-Duell nur zwischen Scholz und Merz zu veranstalten und Habeck als Trostpreis eine Diskussion mit Weidel anzubieten, könnte Ärger bedeuten:
" Habeck vs. Weidel: ARD und ZDF sorgen mit TV-Duell-Plänen für Empörung
Beim TV-Duell von Olaf Scholz und Friedrich Merz sollen Robert Habeck und Alice Weidel nicht mitmachen, sondern separat diskutieren. Bei den Grünen regt sich heftiger Protest, die AfD prüft rechtliche Schritte."
The image shows a dark background with two small pictures of an orange rabbit, both with a red 'X' in the top left corner of their respective boxes. A green rectangular box at the top says "click to buy sungus(35$)". A larger, bright green circle in the lower right corner says "click for 3$" in a lighter gray font.
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"Everything is fine."
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It's an image for an "Everything is Fine" playlist on Sound Cloud:
soundcloud.com/surgeradio/sets…
[comedy, satire, politics, UK, US]
[Did not work for me. Might work for others?]
Everything is Fine
The world can be a scary scary place at times. But Elliot is here to tell you everything is fine! Join him as he gives you his satirical take on world affairs. Written, presented and edited by ElliotSoundCloud
"I make 6000 a month"
I'm gonna make you eat an infested cheeseburger
A meme featuring Taylor Swift with a stressed expression. Surrounding her are various mathematical formulas and geometric shapes, including equations for volume and circumference. At the top, text reads: "Me calculating my December budget and realizing everyone is getting a hug for Christmas".
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A nighttime, low-angle view of a town nestled beneath a dark, cloudy sky. The buildings are mostly two or three stories tall, with lights visible in some windows. A tall, slender tower is visible in the distance, lit with a purplish hue. The overall atmosphere is dark and somewhat moody.
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A YouTube thumbnail showing a young Black man with long dreadlocks wearing a blue shirt. He's positioned in front of a collage of album art and other images. The text overlay on the thumbnail reads: "Listening to EVERY Jaydes Album/EP For The FIRST TIME...", "r/Cancerous", "36 mil visualizações · há 4 semanas", and shows a video length of "5:09:18".
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#ReinoUnido🇬🇧 está gobernada por villanos de Charles Dickens: el artículo 21 de la Ley de Vivienda permite al casero echarte y no explicarte el por qué y eso es lo que ha pasado con un bloque ENTERO de pisos, 150 residentes, en #Londres —a tres semanas de Navidad
#vivienda #noticias bbc.com/news/articles/cy8ykm23…
Deptford: Entire London apartment block to be evicted
All 150 residents at Vive Living in Deptford are served a Section 21 eviction notice.Matt Graveling (BBC News)
A cartoon depicts two people doing yoga poses in a living room, a woman in a forward bend and a bald man in a seated twist. A speech bubble above them reads, "Who-knows-how-many years of yoga & they still can't even lick their own butts." Two cats are sitting on the floor watching them. One cat is light brown and tabby, the other is a grey tabby lying down.
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The image is a parody book cover. The title reads, "I'm Sorry You Can't Afford To Be Alive," with the subtitle "And Other Stories From America." The cover features Grover, a Sesame Street character, dressed as a surgeon, standing in front of medical equipment, including an IV drip and a heart monitor.
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A disassembled smartphone with a handwritten note that reads, "Please tell my wife the phone is unfixable, she wants to check the call history. $100 is yours. Thanks." A hundred-dollar bill is placed under the note. The text above the image says, "Imfaoooo my uncle fixes phones and this came in 😭 😭 😭".
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The scooter bomb used by Ukraine to kill Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov in Moscow reminded me of the incredibly sophisticated bicycle bomb that the Red Army Faction (supposedly) used to kill Deutsche Bank Chairman Alfred Herrhausen in 1989.
There is some doubt as to whether the RAF or the Stasi were responsible, and no-one was ever convicted.
It has even been claimed that Putin himself was the KGB handler of the RAF members involved in the Herrhausen assassination.
![Herrhausen was killed by a sophisticated roadside bomb shortly after leaving his home in Bad Homburg on 30 November 1989.[4] He was being chauffeured to work in his armoured Mercedes-Benz car, with bodyguards in both a lead vehicle and another following behind.[1] The 7 kg bomb was hidden in a bag on a bicycle parked next to the road. The bicycle had been consistently parked sans explosive in the same location along Herrhausen's route for an extended period of time before the assassination, and it was therefore ignored by Herrhausen's security. The bomb was detonated when Herrhausen's car interrupted a beam of infrared light as it passed the bicycle. The bomb targeted the most vulnerable area of Herrhausen's car – the door where he was sitting – and required split-second timing to overcome the car's special armour plating. The bomb utilized a Misnay–Schardin mechanism. A copper plate, placed between the explosive and the target, was deformed and projected by the force of the explosion. The detonation resulted in a mass of copper being projected toward the car at a speed of nearly two kilometres per second, efficiently penetrating the armoured Mercedes. Herrhausen's legs were severed and he bled to death.](https://inne.city/photo/preview/640/41526 "Herrhausen was killed by a sophisticated roadside bomb shortly after leaving his home in Bad Homburg on 30 November 1989.[4] He was being chauffeured to work in his armoured Mercedes-Benz car, with bodyguards in both a lead vehicle and another following behind.[1] The 7 kg bomb was hidden in a bag on a bicycle parked next to the road. The bicycle had been consistently parked sans explosive in the same location along Herrhausen's route for an extended period of time before the assassination, and it was therefore ignored by Herrhausen's security. The bomb was detonated when Herrhausen's car interrupted a beam of infrared light as it passed the bicycle. The bomb targeted the most vulnerable area of Herrhausen's car – the door where he was sitting – and required split-second timing to overcome the car's special armour plating. The bomb utilized a Misnay–Schardin mechanism. A copper plate, placed between the explosive and the target, was deformed and projected by the force of the explosion. The detonation resulted in a mass of copper being projected toward the car at a speed of nearly two kilometres per second, efficiently penetrating the armoured Mercedes. Herrhausen's legs were severed and he bled to death.")
![Some reports in the 21st century have claimed that future Russian president Vladimir Putin, then a KGB agent in Dresden, East Germany, was the handler of the Red Army Faction members involved in the assassination.[9] However, a 2023 investigation by Der Spiegel reported that the anonymous source behind those reports had never been an RAF member and was "considered a notorious fabulist" with "several previous convictions, including for making false statements."[10]](https://inne.city/photo/preview/640/41528 "Some reports in the 21st century have claimed that future Russian president Vladimir Putin, then a KGB agent in Dresden, East Germany, was the handler of the Red Army Faction members involved in the assassination.[9] However, a 2023 investigation by Der Spiegel reported that the anonymous source behind those reports had never been an RAF member and was \"considered a notorious fabulist\" with \"several previous convictions, including for making false statements.\"[10]")
A cartoon shows a baking sheet with several fallen gingerbread men lying on their backs. A speech bubble above says, "Don't Let It Go To Your Head Mack... Her Spoon Just Slipped!" The gingerbread men are orange with green and brown striped legs and arms, and white icing details. A corner of a blue blanket with yellow stars is visible in the bottom left and right.
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Sometimes Linux users on Mastodon can be intimidating or frustrating, so if you ever find yourself getting annoyed by one, here's my advice. Immediately reply with:
"Down, puppy! Down! We don't jump up like that, it's not polite. Siit. Siiiit. Siiiiit."
GOOD DOG! Who's a good puppy!? Is it you!? Are you a good puppy? You want to play?
Go on, write a blogpost about Wayland! Go get it! Get the Wayland!! Link me to your blog post about Wayland!"
A YouTube Studio notification appears, stating, "You can now choose if you want to allow third-party companies to use your content to train AI models in Studio Settings." Below the text are two buttons: "Dismiss" and "Learn more". Above the notification are the YouTube Studio logo, a plus icon, a bell icon with a red dot, and a dark-colored icon.
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Als Antwort auf C🌙 • • •A screenshot of a phone screen shows a sound level adjustment interface. At the top, it displays the time "6:05," a battery level indicator at 23%, and a wifi signal. Below this, there are buttons labeled "C" and "TV". A highlighted button says "Overwhelming Ppl Noise". Two vertical sliders are shown with the left one at 40% and the right at 60%. The sliders are green with white circles at the bottom. The numbers "0" are at either end of the sliders. Below the sliders is a button that says "Adjust program". At the very bottom of the screen are five icons for Home, Health, Devices, Support, and Profile.
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