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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Als Antwort auf Coach Pāṇini ® • • •The image shows a black handgun resting on a wooden surface, partially covering a financial document. The document appears to be a report from a financial advisor, with sections titled "What happened this period?" and "Current asset mix of account balance." The document includes tables with numerical data, such as account balances and investment allocations. A blue sticky note is visible in the top left corner of the image. The text overlay at the bottom reads, "Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case," with the logo of "The Onion" at the bottom right.
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