Bonus #Joke
Husband: "Why do you keep buying plants when you just end up killing them?"
Wife: "Just to remind you what I'm capable of."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
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ยซI had an idea. Itโs gone now.ยป
โ by @DevilsPanties from @jenniebreeden
๐ฑ thedevilspanties.com/archives/โฆ
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"Dein Vater und ich hatten letztes Wochenende einen Dreier!"
"Der Zusatz Lotto wรคr hier echt hilfreich gewesen, Mama."
Ich geh ja schon. Fand den einfach sรผss. #joke
Payoneer blocked my freshly opened account while still in the KYC process because they "regularly review customer activity" in order to protect their platform.
I have opened the account and provided the requested KYC documents, nothing more. That's a joke. ๐
Avoid Payoneer.
To all those who think that planet Earth is a sphere; it is a torus for the foreseeable future.
Considering the differences in income and the growing average income, the old statistician joke applies: if a head is in an oven, but the rest in a fridge, then the measured average body temperature is normal.
#statistics #gdp #averageincome #joke #colonialism #globalization #climate #biodiversity
โCan you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word โcryptoโ with โA.I.โ?โ
๐ newyorker.com/cartoon/a28601
#computer #humor #ai #crypto #comic #it #itworker #nyt #newyorktimes #joke
Man looks out his house window and sees a robber in his barn.
So he calls the police, "there's someone robbing me!"
The police say "we're busy and we'll send someone out when we can."
The man hangs up and calls back 3 minutes later and says "don't worry, you can take your time. I just shot him." In 2 minutes there are cop cars all over the place and the police easily apprehend the robber who was clearly not shot.
Police say to the man, "we thought you said you shot him!" The man replies, "I thought you said you were busy."
There's a monolithic kernel joke in here somewhere.
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As seen elsewhere, thought you fedi-people deserved to see this as well ๐
Sharks in wheat field along Highway 8 in Ontario, west of Dublin, have become a tradition.
Latest shark-artist is Anne Melady, an 75 and retired nurse and landowner. Anne thought she would have some fun by placing these โshark finsโ in her wheat field west of Dublin, inspired by another shark installation last year. She calls them Great Wheat Sharks. All Melady wants is for those driving by the field to get a laugh amid the pandemic doom and gloom.
Guten Morgen und einen ruhigen, erholsamen #SilentSunday allerseits ๐ ๐
Auch der Gevatter Tod und sein Kollege lassen es ruhig und entspannt angehen ...
So gesehen auf der Burg Gรถรweinstein im gleichnamigen Ort in Oberfranken.
#bayern #oberfranken #burg #castle #fotografie #photography #Photographie #foto #humor #fun #funny #joke #memes
Undermining our privacy with flimsy arguments...
A joke?
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A maliciously ironic truth? ๐
Decide for yourselves.
I hope you enjoy it or that it gives you something to think about.
Thanks to everyone who reads my stupid joke ๐๐ผ
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Long joke...sorry
(I'm not asking you to fact-check everything... it's supposed to be a malicious joke...)
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@jakebroe is one of the best analysts for the Ukraine War & the reality of US politics' effect on it.
i hope everyone follows his YT channel, at least until we can get #PeerTube going
i have my own #meme #joke for this, but in line w/ my interest in #pigeons
#humor #statistics #conspiracytheories #memes #jokes #math #SlavaUkraini
Discover the playful side of medieval architecture at the Abbey of Sainte-Foy in Conques, France, which dates back to circa 1107. Among the various intricate carvings on its faรงade, one quirky sculpture stands out: a figure peeking from the architectural lines, a rare example of medieval humor captured in stone. This image captures the delightful and unexpected ways medieval artisans incorporated whimsy into their religious art, providing a glimpse into their world.
twitter.com/StreetArtUtopia/stโฆ
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#meme #drink #thirsty #humor #just4fun #lol #joke #lmao #rotfl #fun #funny
โฒ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฆ - 2025-08-28 19:08:42 GMT
"I help make lines of computer code!"
#linux #puzzle #gnu #foss #floss #distro #distribution #os #software #meme #nerd #humor #just4fun #computer #guess #describe #fun #funny #lol #joke #lmao #rotfl #game #tux #penguin #fan
โฒ It's FOSS - 2025-08-23 15:00:59 GMT
Let's get started. ๐#linux
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#404 #room #joke #friendless
#meme #raspberry #raspberrypi #hardware #cake #misunderstanding #microcomputer #problem #nerd #humor #just4fun #lol #joke #lmao #rotfl #fun #funny
